Why does a Koala carry its baby on its back?Ī. What do you get when you cross a lamb and a rocket? What do you get when you cross a chicken and a centipede? How do you stop an alligator wriggling in the back of your car? What do you get when you cross a pig with a centipede? How do you spell mousetrap with ONLY three letters? What do you call a dark colored horse that really scares you? They both have a steering wheel, except for the duck. What do a duck and a tricycle have in common?Ī. What is white on the outside, green on the inside and hops? What do you call a bear who forgot his socks? What does a toad say when it sees something great? An elephant that was stung by a lot of bees! What is big, grey and has a lot of red bumps?Ī. Because they would look funny with a suitcase. What do you call an elephant at the North Pole?Ī. They'd look pretty stupid with glove compartments.
Why do cats always go after mice and birds?Ī. You'd be grumpy too if you had crabs on your bottom! We know these jokes will make you laugh out loud! :DĪ. They were reading Squigly's jokes and riddles! These are jokes about any creature that walks, swims, crawls or flies! Animal riddles are for everyone! Read our collection of funny jokes, riddles and knock knock jokes! Many of these jokes have been submitted by kids visiting our playhouse. Animal jokes and riddles for kids by kids. Did you know that riddles promote creative thinking in children? Why not memorize a few and share them at home, on the go or in the classroom. Read our collection of funny animal jokes for kids! All our jokes and riddles have been screened to ensure they are appropriate for kids.
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